In The Company Of Idiots

Customer: “Why did you guys stop selling DVD players?”

Coworker: “[Company] does not sell DVD players.” 

Customer: “Well, somebody came in and took my DVD player and said they were from [Company] and I want it back.”

Coworker: “Did he have on a [Company] uniform?”

Customer: “No, just some regular clothes.”

Coworker: “Then, I’d advise you to hang up and call the cops because you just got robbed.”