I’ll Happily Take The “Goodbye”

, , , , , | Right | December 21, 2017

(I work in a movie theater. I’m on the gate checking tickets. The time is 6:11 pm. The following exchange happens:)

Me: “Good evening!”

Customer: *icily* “It’s afternoon, actually.”

Me: “Shall we compromise and say, ‘Good day’?”

Customer: “No. It’s, ‘Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, goodbye.’” *abruptly leaves to watch her film*

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