If You’re Reading This, Call Your Mother! (If Applicable)

It’s my mom’s birthday. I’ve recently gotten a big assignment at work, so I’m swamped as I type away on my computer, the thought of birthdays the furthest thing from my mind.

Fortunately, before it’s too late, my dad sends me a text.

Dad: “Don’t forget to call your mother for her birthday!”

I can obviously spare a few minutes for a call, so I do so as soon as I get the text.

Me: “Hi, Mom! Happy birthday! Sorry I’m calling so late!”

Mom: “Thank you for the call. Did your father call to remind you?”

Me: “He did not.”

Mom: “Oh, good. I’m glad that he didn’t have to remind you of your own mother’s birthday.”

Me: “Technically, he texted me.”

We had a nice little conversation, and I’ll never forget that absolutely perfect setup line she delivered me.