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If That Doesn’t Work, Try Hogwarts

, , , , | Right | November 3, 2008

Customer: “Oi, you! I need a coat and it’s not here!”

Me: “Certainly, miss, do you have the catalogue number?”

Customer: “No! I’ve told you it’s not here!”

Me: “Okay, describe it.”

Customer: “I want one that will keep me dry and warm in winter, but cool in summer.”

Me: “Sorry, we don’t stock magic coats.”

Customer: “Well, where could I f***ing find one like it?!”

Me: “…Narnia?”


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