I Will Now Know You As An A**hole
(I’m working at a bank. A customer that I’ve never seen before is in the drive-thru. She’s in the passenger seat with a younger woman driving.)
Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I need $800 out of my account.”
Me: “Sure thing! Can I see your ID, please?”
Customer: “DANG NEW PEOPLE!”
Me: “I’m not new, actually—”
Customer: “I come in here all the time! Do you know who I am?!”
(I’ve heard variations of this several times today, and I’m tired of it. However, I do my best to keep my voice calm and even.)
Me: “Do you know who I am? What’s my name?”
(The customer’s jaw drops and she gapes at me.)
Me: “See? You don’t know me and I don’t know you. ID, please.”
Customer: “Well, I NEVER!”
(She throws her ID across the driver’s seat into the drawer, still muttering to herself. The driver is trying to hide a smile.)
Me: “Now, how would you like that back?”
Driver: “However you want to give it back. We’re not picky. RIGHT?” *throws her passenger a look*
Customer: *still muttering*
Driver: “Just give her whatever you want. I don’t care. Thank you!”
(I didn’t get in trouble.)
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?