Hope She Gets A Brain For Christmas

(I work in a grocery store bakery, and today is Christmas Eve, so the store is packed full of customers getting their dinner supplies before we close early. I’m boxing up items for one customer when a second one walks up. She looks at me, looks at my busy coworkers, then turns to the first customer:)

Customer #2: “Excuse me, do you know where [Item] is?”

Customer #1: “Oh. I think it’s on aisle [number].”

(The customer starts walking toward the aisle when she sees the sign above the aisle next to it.)

Customer #2: *angrily* “You said it was on aisle [number], but the sign there says it’s on this one.”

(She finally spotted the item and walked right toward it. Lady, I know we’re stuck in the bakery and don’t know much about the rest of the store, but you still could have tried asking us or looking at the signs in the first place!)