Having To Resort To A Little Dirty Pool

I was on holiday at an all-inclusive resort. On the first day, we couldn’t find any lounge chairs by the beach or by the sea. Fair enough; we arrived in the afternoon.

The next day, we went to find a spot… but most of the spots were “taken” by towels. We found an empty seat, and to our surprise, many of the chairs stayed “reserved” for almost the whole day or never got used.

On the third day, we decided to take some towels off of two loungers and enjoy our day. FOUR HOURS LATER, an older couple showed up.

Couple: “These are our seats! We left our towels here!”

They kicked us out of the chairs with help from an attendant.

That pissed me off, so every following day, I went and took the towels off of every unattended lounger after breakfast, and then I went to watch the chaos from my balcony.

Many, many people complained, and by the end of the week, there was a sign that unattended towels would be removed. Success!