“Grandma Uses Excel To Create Embroidery Patterns” Vibes

I have ADHD, so I’m pretty comfortable with multitasking and bouncing between a handful of things to keep my brain happy. I’m on the phone with a friend. We both do other things while on the phone, since she typically calls people to keep her focused on her homework.

Friend: “What are you up to right now?”

Me: “Watching [TV Dance Show], working on my embroidery, and going through my [Movie] fanfiction bookmarks.”

Friend: “That was like three generations in one sentence. How old even are you?”

I was in my first year of college at the time, but plenty of people have joked that I’m secretly either thirty-five or a little old lady!