Getting Checked Out At Check Out
(A random guy walks up to my register and winks before I’ve even said anything.)
Me: “Good afternoon, sir. Is this all today?”
Customer: “Are you for sale?” *winks*
Me: “No.” *starts ringing up items*
Customer: “Too bad. I’d buy you in a heartbeat.”
Me: “Your total is $23.37.”
Customer: “Can you make change? I know money is a hard thing for girls.” *laughs*
Me: *bites tongue, hands him his change* “Thank you. Have a good day.”
Customer: “So, when can I take you on a date?”
Me: “Not interested.”
Customer: *winks* “Come on. It’ll be fun.”
Me: “Not interested, and engaged.” *calling to person behind him* “Can I help the next guest?”
Customer: “No! You aren’t, you lying b****! You’re not wearing any ring!”
Me: *pulls out ring on necklace* “Yes, I am. They don’t let us wear rings because they rip the gloves. Next guest, please!”
Customer: “Oh. Well, look me up if you two break up, sugar.” *winks and walks off*
Next Customer: *as she comes up to my register* “What an a**hole.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?