(I’m known in my group of friends as the laid back, chill one. I rarely lose it on them but I have road rage. Not dangerously bad, just where I yell inside my car. Couple of friends, all of whom are boys (I’m the only female in the car), who have never seen me drive, were in the car the other day when this happens.)
Me: *driving when someone cuts me off* “SON OF A B****!”
Friend #1: “Jeez, [My Name]!”
Me: “What? She cut me off! I could have hit her.”
Friend #2: *sitting behind me laughing* [My Name], you need to chill.
Me: “Sor– BLINKERS, D*** IT!”
Friend #2: *dying of laughter* “I’ve never seen you like this; it’s kinda funny”
Me: “Yeah, my girlfriend thinks it’s funny, too. Apparently it’s amusing to see me annoyed as h***.” *waiting at a light, looking at him in my rearview*
Friend #3: “It kinda is; you’re never this easily riled up in school.” *grinning*
Me: “Because people in school don’t drive like idiots in the halls.”
(Right at that moment the light changes and I start going straight. A car turns, cutting me off and forcing me to slam on brakes.)
Me: “RIGHT OF WAY, YOU B****!” *hits the horn*
Friend #1: “…Maybe I should drive?”
Friends #2 & #3: *laughing in the back seats*