There’s Something Different But I Can’t Put My Thumb On It
(I’m not very good at noticing people’s physical characteristics. Both these conversations are with a friend I have known for over a year.)
Me: “You’ve got no thumbs!”
Friend: “I’ve never had thumbs. I was born like that.”
Me: “How did I never notice before?”
Friend: “I don’t know especially since we met in the pool hall!”
(A few months later he shows me his new ID.)
Friend: “Not the best picture.”
Me: “Haha, it makes you look like you have huge buck teeth.”
Friend: “…”
(I look at him and realise he has huge buck teeth and I never noticed before.)
Me: “…”
Friend: *trying not to laugh* “You can say it. I do have huge buck teeth.”
Me: “No, you don’t.”
Friend: “You are such a bad liar.”