Going To Wait For A Longer Period

| Friendly | September 10, 2016

(My friend and I for some reason got on the topic of menopause. We are in our 30s.)

Friend: “I haven’t had my period in two months! My husband’s fixed! I’ve taken two tests and they all come up negative!”

Me: “No way! I haven’t had mine in like six months, and taken five tests that are all negative! You would think with 99% accuracy one would be positive! I’m a size zero. If I was even two months pregnant it would show.”

Friend: “I know!”

Me: “I am kind of liking this, though.”

(We should see doctors. But, seriously, not having a time of the month is awesome!)

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