Everything You Just Said Is Wrong

A customer storms up to the counter and aggressively asks to speak to me, a manager.

Customer: “I came through your drive-thru this morning, and the guy who gave me my chicken sandwich called me a racist word! I want a free meal!”

Me: “The drive-thru isn’t open this weekend while it’s being repaved, all the staff this morning have been women, and chicken sandwiches are off the menu until we can fix a supply issue. Anything else you want to lie about?”

Pause.

Customer: “F*** you!” *Storms off*