I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 28
(I am on my lunch break, shopping at a fabric store. I am wearing a blue polo, khakis, sneakers, and my ID badge on a lanyard.)
Customer: “Sir! Sir! Over here! Sir!”
(I ignore the other customer, thinking she is calling for an employee. I keep browsing for the fabric marker I am looking for. Then an older gentleman puts his hand on my shoulder and violently turns me around.)
Customer’s Husband: “Hey, she was calling you!”
Me: “Why? I don’t know either one of you.”
Customer’s Husband: “She needs to know where the floral arrangements are!”
Me: “Then find someone who works here, dips**t, and don’t touch me.”
Customer’s Husband: “Oh, yeah? Let’s see that badge, smart-a**.”
(The customer flips my id badge around and sees that it is for a medical software company.)
Customer’s Husband: “Oh.”
Me: “Yeah, ‘oh.’ Why don’t you try someone wearing a red vest that says [Store] on the back? And try not to grab them; I hear you get better service that way.”
(The man apologized and went looking for an employee. I hope he calmed down and found someone to help them!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?