Death Of A Sale At A Funeral

(My uncle has recently passed away, and my mother is the executor of his estate. We have been receiving many telemarketing calls and she is tired of them.)

Telemarketer: “Hello, I’m calling from [Company] about [Service]. How are you doing today?”

Mom: “Well, to be honest, my brother just passed away, and I’ve been getting a lot more sales calls than condolence calls. How do you think I’m feeling?”

Telemarketer: *click*

(We stopped getting so many calls after that!)