Cuteness Overload
(One of my aunts is a high school teacher. One day, she wakes up with a bad case of butterfingers.)
Aunt: *after the third time dropping something in the same class* “It’s a good thing I’m cute!”
(Toward the end of class, she launches into a detailed explanation of what the next assignment is, when it’s due, and other fun details. When she finishes:)
Student #1: “Um, wait… What’s the assignment about?”
Aunt: *gives him a Mom Stare* “It’s a good thing you’re cute!”
Student #1: “What?”
Student #2: “I think she just called you stupid.”
Student #1: “Why?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?