Can’t Finnish What She Started
(I work with an EMS group and we are taking people’s blood pressure for free. I am taking an older woman’s blood pressure. I am a young, white, blonde, blue-eyed guy.)
Woman: “Are you finished?”
Me: “No, I just started.”
Woman: “No, no. Are you Finnish? My granddaughter is Finnish—“ *points to her beautiful, blonde granddaughter* “—and she is single.”
Me: “Oh, no, sorry. I’m married.”
Customer Next To Me: “I’m Finnish!”
(I bet you $5 he wasn’t.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
