Buy Bye!
(At our hotel, we have a snack shop full of food as well as other things, like soaps and brushes.)
Customer: “Do you have a toothbrush?”
Me: “We have toothbrushes to buy. We don’t have them free.”
Customer: “Buy?”
(I show her.)
Me: “Yes, toothbrushes to buy, on the bottom shelf there.”
Customer: “Buy?”
Me: “Yes, buy.”
Customer: “Oh, buy!” *takes brush and leaves without paying*
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?