Browntooth Enabled

, , , | Right | April 10, 2020

Customer: “Excuse me, can you tell me how this Bluetooth headset works? It doesn’t have that clip that most other headsets do.”

Me: “Oh, it’s simple. All you do is shove it in your ear, and it’ll stay there.”

Customer: “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! GET ME YOUR MANAGER, NOW!”

Manager: *coming over* “What seems to be the problem, sir?”

Customer: “I ASKED YOUR EMPLOYEE HERE A SIMPLE QUESTION, AND HE GAVE ME ATTITUDE FOR IT!”

Manager: “[My Name], is this true?”

Me: “Not at all! I was just explaining to him that in order to wear this headset, he just needs to shove this part into his ear.”

Customer: “NOW, HOLD ON— Wait, did you say ‘ear’?”

Me: “Yes, you just stick it in your ear, and it stays in place.”

Customer: “Oh. Oh, no. I can’t believe this; I thought you were telling me to shove it up my rear! What have I done?!”

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