Between Their Ears, Is A Vacuum

I work at a car wash.

Customer: “Excuse me! I just thought I would let you know that the vacuum isn’t working. I would like the seventy-five cents it took back.”

Me: “The one with the out-of-order sign?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “The one with the tape over the coin slot that had to be removed before putting any money in?”

Customer: *Huffy* “Yes! Do you have a point?”

Me: “Just checking. Let me get that refund for you.”