Aunt Marge Learned Her Lesson, And She Taught One, As Well
Books & Reading, Car, Michigan, Parents/Guardians, Sons & Daughters, USA, Wordplay | Related
| August 8, 2020
In fourth or fifth grade, I start reading the “Harry Potter” series. I’m reading the third book in the car while my mother drives. I come across a word I don’t know. I’m a very innocent and sheltered kid.
Me: “Mom?”
Mom: “Yeah?”
Me: “What’s a bitch?”
Mom: *After a stunned silence* “What on earth are you reading?”
Me: “The Prisoner of Azkaban. Aunt Marge said, ‘If there’s something wrong with the bitch, there’ll be something wrong with the pup’.”
I don’t remember what she told me, but I’m pretty sure I nearly gave her a heart attack.
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