Aisle Have To Show You, Won’t I?

Customer: “Where is your peanut butter?”

Me: “That’s on aisle seven.”

Customer: “Thank you.”

They walk away but come back a moment later.

Customer: “I couldn’t see it!”

Me: “They’re all on aisle seven. It’s the far end, approaching the deli.”

Customer: “There wasn’t a deli!”

Confused, I walk with them over to the aisle and point at the sign.

Me: “Here, aisle seven. The peanut butter is to your left.” 

Customer: “Oh… you meant that aisle seven!”