Acting Like A Complete Cornhole

(I work in a farm store. I answer the phone.)

Me: “[Farm Store]. This is [My Name]; how may I help you?”

Customer: “So, I’m camping right now…”

Me: “Yes?”

Customer: “The people camping next to us are playing this game that looks really, really stupid.”

Me: *biting my lip to suppress a smile* “All right.”

Customer: “I think it’s called cornhole? The one with the beanbag? It looks sooooooo dumb. Do you sell it?”

Me: “Ah, no, sorry. We do not carry that. You might want to try [Other Store].”

Customer: “Okay, well, thanks. That’s all right; it looks super stupid, anyway.”

Me: *to myself* “I think I just met a closeted cornhole fan.”