A Supervisor’s Sickening Spit-Shine Surprise

I am posting on behalf of my friend. [Friend] isn’t an IT worker, but they work in an accounting firm, and this awfulness happened to the poor IT worker there.

[Friend]’s supervisor has a company laptop. This laptop decided to die in the middle of the workday. Just out of nowhere, ZOOOOP, black screen. The charger LED was also not turning on anymore, so [Supervisor] decided he needed to bring it to IT.

However, because his laptop was so dirty, he felt he should clean it up a bit; otherwise, IT would blame him for the laptop breaking during use. It wasn’t as bad as some of the nightmares we’ve all seen, but it was covered with dust, streaks, pet hair, etc. And obviously, it was definitely his fault the laptop wasn’t working anymore, as he clearly didn’t take care of it.

[Friend] watched as [Supervisor] cleaned his laptop using paper tissues and his own spit. And then, he handed it to IT.