A Reason To Have Beef With Conspiracy Theorists
Customer: “This brand of beef that you sell, it’s full of chemicals! They use a chemical made from human foetuses to make people become addicted to their products!”
Places items on the checkout counter.
Me: “Well, I guess it works then, since you’re buying their roast beef!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?