A Big Mayo No No, Part 10
CONTENT WARNING: Gross, Sexual References
It’s my first day at the sandwich store, and I am starting as a dishwasher for now.
Coworker: “Oh… gaaaaaaaahd. He’s back.”
Me: “Who’s back?”
Coworker: “Listen to this order. You won’t forget this.”
My coworker starts serving a customer.
Customer: “I’ll get the hot ham and cheese sub with extra mayo.”
That sounds normal enough, but as my coworker starts adding the extra mayo, the customer goes:
Customer: “More, please.”
They add more.
Customer: “A little extra.”
They add more.
Customer: “Extra still.”
The extra was never enough. He kept instructing my coworker to add mayo until it was basically a mayo sandwich with some ham and cheese parts floating around in it. It actually squelched as it was wrapped.
All my coworkers called it “the semen demon”.
Related:
A Big Mayo No No, Part 9
A Big Mayo No No, Part 8
A Big Mayo No No, Part 7
A Big Mayo No No, Part 6
A Big Mayo No No, Part 5
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
