Unfiltered Story #250576

(I am watching a professional football game at the stadium. The home team was beating the opposing team by a very, very wide margin. A lot of people actually got up to leave well before the game has fully ended, and I even felt a little bit sorry for the opposing team. After a long streak of the home team destroying these guys, the opposing team finally scores a touchdown, which they haven’t done in a while. Unsurprisingly, none of the home team’s fans were devastated by this. One guy even got up to say something.)

Home Team Fan: “YEAH, WHATEVER, YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE! WE’RE STILL WINNING, ANYWAY!”

(Never a dull moment in sports.)