Unfiltered Story #244896

The village my grandparents live in has a village wide fair once a year where residents can set up stalls in their gardens to sell unwanted stuff. I’m assisting my grandparents on their stall. As it is a hot day, I have my shirt off (I’m male). I’m also openly gay. My grandparents’ neighbour comes up to say hello and spots me, then comes behind me and puts her arms around my bare chest.

Neighbour: Oh, very sexy!

Me: (laughs) Thanks, [Neighbour], shame it’s wasted on me though!

Neighbour: [also laughing] [My Name], at my age I’ll take what I can get!

I told my boyfriend about this later on. I’ve not seen him laugh so hard in ages!