Unfiltered Story #244898

Some of the locals like to practice their Spanish by chatting with the employees at our favorite Mexican restaurant. Some of the gems I’ve heard over the years:

“On the ship, I am a dog.” (Teenage girl flirting with the waiter.)

“I sneezed a fish.” (Middle-aged man who apparently wanted more salsa.)

“And I found a beard that matches my party gown!” (Another teen flirt.)

“Where is the room of water?” (Older woman speaking in a mixture of Spanish and French.)

“Can you change the window?” (Young man who wanted the TV channel changed.)

“Can I get a head with my meal?” (Young man trying to order a beer.)