You’re One To Talk!

(We are completing coursework in one of my school’s IT suites. My friend, who is meant to be working on the same coursework, has taken to talking the entire time. I am typing up my notes while listening to her talk. I’m not saying much, but umm-ing and ah-ing at every other word.)

Friend: “Are you even listening? You know, it’s rude to ignore your best friend.”

Me: “I haven’t been ignoring you.”

Friend: “Prove it.”

(I describe her last rant in near perfect detail.)

Friend: “Well, you don’t have to be so f****** rude about it!” *storms off*

(I later got in trouble because she went to our teacher and told her I wasn’t helping, despite everyone needing to work solo, and she managed to blow it up to such proportions that I was put at risk of failing until multiple statements were given from people who were in the suite with us at the time. Unsurprisingly, we aren’t friends anymore. I don’t even know if she passed.)