You’re A Bad (Turkey) Egg
Customer: “I want a pound of turkey.”
Me: “Which kind would you like?”
Customer: “I don’t know; you pick. Which one do you like?”
Me: “Well, personally, I don’t like any of them. But then again, I don’t like turkey.”
Customer: “Oh, so you’re saying I’m a bad person because I do like it?!”
Me: “Well, I wasn’t saying that. But now I am.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?