You Have To Book In At 88 Miles Per Hour

, , | Right | October 14, 2018

(Our no-frills hotel is right next to a luxury hotel called Lorian, and so many times people come to ask about it.)

Lady: “How much for a room?” *I tell her* “Too much! Any other hotels ’round?”

Me: “Well, there’s the Lorian next door. But that’s all. And—”

Lady: “Delorean? Okay, thanks!” *leaves quickly*

(She came back, muttering.)

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