You Can Choose Between Chocolate Eggs Or Jesus Dying For Your Sins

Regular: “Why didn’t I see you when I was buying my papers yesterday? I always see you!”

Me: “Oh, I was off yesterday; I had college finals.”

Regular: “You’re in college?”

Me: “Yeah! I work here so I can pay for my degree as I go.”

Regular: “Good for you! And paying for it yourself! If I see one more so-called American politician call for student loan debt to be canceled, I’ll march up to them and slap them with my Bible!”

Me: “With your Bible?”

Regular: “It’s biblical to pay your taxes!”

Me: “But isn’t it also biblical for some guy to come down and literally die to settle a debt that was impossible for you to pay?”

Regular: “…only at Easter!” *Storms off*