(I am heading to a motorcycle driver’s ed class and I am parched. I enter a local convenience store I’ve never been to before that is two doors down from the driving class, in an exterior mall. I know I have no money on me, only plastic, but I do notice the credit cards stamps/stickers on the window shop and also notice the PIN pad on the counter when I get in. I grab a medium water bottle in the fridge at the back, open in up and take a big gulp, and head to the counter to pay for it. The clerk, who in hindsight I assume is the owner, scans it and declares my total.)
Me: “With Visa, please.”
Clerk: “You can’t. Cash or debit please.”
Me: “What? But you have credit card stickers on your window pane.”
Clerk: “Yes, but you’re not buying more than 10$.”
Me: “I didn’t see the warning. Where is it advertised?” *looking around for a sign*
Clerk: “I don’t have one.”
Me: “Then how was I supposed to know? Besides, I don’t have anything else.”
Clerk: “Tough luck. Go put your bottle back.”
Me: “But I already drank from it.”
Clerk: “Not my problem. You either buy more stuff or you pay cash. I won’t make any money on that bottle of water if you pay with a credit card.”
Me: “Wrong! It is clearly your problem. You are advertising credits cards on your window pane. I would have understood if your PIN pad was not working, but that’s not the case since the previous customer just paid with it. Just ring me up.”
(At this point there is a lot of back and forth about the fact I just want to pay for a bottle and him not having any of it. A small line is forming up.)
Clerk: “If you don’t pay I will call the police and—”
Me: “I AM PAYING! You’re refusing it the method you’re advertising you accept, and I don’t have any other way of paying you.”
Clerk: “You leave me no choice…”
Me: “Perfect, then. Call them. For your information I will attend a driver’s ed at [School] two doors down. Send the cops there; my name is [My Name].”
(The clerk/owner has a smug face of superiority as he sidestepped toward the back office to make the call. I take the opportunity to pull up my phone and take pictures of the counter to be a step ahead. I have gauged he is not an entirely stupid guy.)
Guy Behind Me: “What are you doing?”
Me: “The whole exchange feels like he was trying to extort me. I’m not taking any chances.”
Guy Behind Me: “So?”
Me: “I have a feeling he will print a d*** sign when I’m gone.”
(I left and the cops did show up during class. As we go back into the store and brand new 8.5×11 printed piece of paper stating the under 10$ appeared. I know vengeance is petty, but at that exact moment, it was the best feeling ever when the smug face disappeared as I showed the pictures to the cops. I promptly paid with my credit card in front of the cops and they stayed with the owner to have a chat with him. I have no clue if what he was doing was legal or not, but the cops clearly took my side with the disingenuousness of the clerk/owner.)