Whatever Amazing Point You Think You’re About To Make, We Got Bored Of It Multiple Times Already

Our restaurant is in a pretty conservative state. This is right after we are allowed to reopen following the lockdowns. The rule right now is that guests have to wear masks as they enter the building, but once they’re seated, they can remove them.

One of our bartenders is working as a maître d’.

Customer: “Don’t you think it’s stupid that we have to wear the masks just until we get to our table?”

Bartender: *Without skipping a beat* “Yep, almost as stupid as arguing about it.”

SOMEHOW, the guest just laughed it off and said, “Good point.”