What A Frappy Attitude

Customer: “Chocolate frappuccino, hold the whip.”

Me: “We don’t do frappuccinos here. We only do what’s on the menu behind me.”

Customer: “No… fraps?”

Me: “No fraps. I think you’re looking for [Major Coffee Chain]? It’s down the road a little more.”

Customer: “This isn’t a [Major Coffee Chain]?”

Me: “No, we’re an independent coffee store.”

Customer: “You shouldn’t be selling coffee if you’re not [Major Coffee Chain]!”

The customer storms out, leaving me behind to share a confused stare with the next customer.

Next Customer: “I’d say they haven’t had their coffee yet, but it sounds like they don’t drink real coffee anyway!”