Welcome To The Sarcasm Puddle

I am cleaning up outside our grocery store after some rain. I see a woman fall in a puddle, and I rush over to her.

Me: “Are you okay? Do you want some help up?”

She angrily slaps my hand away as I reach out to help.

Customer: “NO! I WANT TO SIT HERE ALL F****** DAY!”

Before I can stop myself, I say:

Me: “Okay, let me know when you’re ready to get up.” 

And I walked away!