Welcome To The Performance Pad
(I work as part of a performing troupe that sometimes gets hired for private events. I am working one such event as an atmospheric performer. I need to use the bathroom between sets; however, in the bathroom, I discover I needed sanitary items and don’t have any on hand. Just at that moment however, several guests walk into the bathroom, INCREDIBLY drunk.)
Guest #1: “This party is so much fun!”
Me: *from inside the stall* “Um, excuse me… would any of you ladies happen to have a pad?”
(From outside, I hear a lot of mumbling and a purse unzipping before one is passed under the stall.)
Me: “Thank you.”
(I finish my business and walk out of the stall. As I’m washing my hands, one of the ladies turns to look at me.)
Guest #2: “Oh my gosh, are you one of the performers?!”
(I nod politely.)
Guest #2: “Oh my God, oh my God! You were fantastic!” *turns to her friends* “Guys, guys, guys! I gave one of the performers a pad!”
Guest #1: *equally drunk* “Oh my God, really?”
(I left the bathroom at this point, still hearing them all yell excitedly that “she had given one of the performers a pad!”)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?