Wanna Bet They’re Using A Mac?

Client: “Can you update my Adobe?”

Me: “Sure. Which program are you using?”

Client: “You need to listen to me when I speak! Adobe!”

Me: “Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a—”

Client: “Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Me: “Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, ‘I just updated my Microsoft—'”

Client: “Microsoft isn’t working, either. Find a solution for that while you’re at it.”