Walked Into That One

(My boyfriend is talking about how he always reads instructions.)

Boyfriend: “I even ask for directions!”

Me: “Yes, but you are useless at giving directions.”

Boyfriend: “No, I’m not!”

Me: “Yes, you are. You once told me to drive the wrong way up a one way street and, when I said I couldn’t, you said you walked up it all the time.”

Boyfriend: “…”