Walked Into That One
(My boyfriend is talking about how he always reads instructions.)
Boyfriend: “I even ask for directions!”
Me: “Yes, but you are useless at giving directions.”
Boyfriend: “No, I’m not!”
Me: “Yes, you are. You once told me to drive the wrong way up a one way street and, when I said I couldn’t, you said you walked up it all the time.”
Boyfriend: “…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
