Trying To Clear Through All The False Vegetation

Customer: *ordering pizza* “I have to ask a special favor. We are vegetarians. We want a veggie-only pizza, but we want you to make sure that the cooks do not contaminate our pizza with any bits of meat. We are vegetarians! I know what the ingredient table is like back there; it’s too easy for stray bits to get mixed in. I want you to tell the cooks to be careful! We are vegetarians!”

Me: “No problem, ma’am. I will make the pizza myself, so I’ll make sure it has no meat.”

Customer: *now back to calm* “Thank you. And for our second pizza, we want pepperoni with extra cheese.”