Time To Tell Them The Hard, Black Truth, Part 2
(I work as a server.)
Me: “For drinks, we have [brown soda], diet [brown soda], and [popular citrus-based soda]. What can I get for you?”
Customer: “Aww, don’t you have [popular lemon-lime soda]? Or something without caffeine? I can’t have caffeine!”
Me: “Sorry, we don’t; everything has caffeine.”
Customer: “Well, I’ll just have iced tea, then.”
Me: “…”
