Trust Us, There’s Only Ketchup In Those Packets
We have a sign up next to our menu at the drive-thru.
Sign: “Condiments available upon request.”
At least once a shift, I get a customer interaction that starts with me hearing over the headset:
Customer: “That’s disgusting! Why would a restaurant feel the need to give those out?!”
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Fast Food Place]. What can I get for—?”
Customer: “You’re disgusting! Why would [Fast Food Place] be encouraging—”
Me: “Oh, and condiments are available upon request. That’s condiments, like ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard.”
Customer: “…”
Me: “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that, ma’am.”
Customer: “…Cheeseburger meal with a Coke… please.”
Passenger: “Haha! You thought it said ‘condoms’!”
Customer: “Shut up!“
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?