To Have And To Like You
(I’m sitting in the kitchen with my parents. My dad just recently made a Facebook account.)
Dad: “Will you marry me?”
Mom: “What?”
Dad: “On Facebook! Will you marry me?”
Mom: “Twenty-five years of marriage, and it doesn’t count for anything unless we’re Facebook official?”
Dad: “Yes!”
Mom: “Well… I’ll have to think about it.”
(They never became “Facebook official.”)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?