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, , , , , | Right | November 3, 2010

(I am working as a cashier and an elderly lady comes in through my line.)

Old Lady: “Honey, you are always so nice to everybody. I bet no one ever does anything for you!”

Me: “Thank you! But that’s not true.”

(I put the groceries in the cart for her, but she still stands by my register.)

Me: “Did you need anything else?”

Old Lady: “Here, you just take this as a lil’ thank-you from me!”

(She thrusts a couple of dollars at me. Mind you, there are cameras at every register and we aren’t allowed to take tips.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I can’t accept that. We don’t take tips.”

Old Lady: “Take it, please!”

Me: “No, I really–”

Old Lady: “TAKE IT!”

(She then opens up my work shirt, puts the money inside, closes it, and pats my chest down.)

Old Lady: “Now, you have a nice day!”

(There are guys from my college behind her and I’m red as a beet.)

One Of The Guys: “Heh heh, and how are you doin’?”


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