Those Should Really Come With LARGE Print

I have pretty terrible eyesight, and due to ongoing mask mandates, I usually can’t wear my glasses because wearing a mask causes them to fog up.

I am walking to the cafeteria in my work building, and in the distance, I can see that someone has placed a traffic cone from outside in the hallway. Something has been written on it, but I can’t read it.

I draw closer but still can’t read the cone. I assume it is the hospital name and maybe “Facilities,” referring to our maintenance team.

I draw even closer but still can’t make out the writing. Then, my foot slides out from under me and I slam into the floor. 

Coworker: “Oh, my God, [My Name], didn’t you see the wet floor cone?” 

Sigh…