This Guy Should Not Be Going Camping

(I am in a camping goods store in a shopping mall, buying a present for my husband. The cashier is helping me when he answers the phone.)

Cashier: “Yes, we’re on the second floor. Yes, walk through the food court. No, left.”

(Another cashier completes my purchase, whilst the first one keeps trying to explain directions on the phone, rolling his eyes. After a painful five minutes, he gets off the phone and states that the gentleman calling wanted step by step instructions on how to get to the easy-to-find store.)

Other Cashier: “I hope he’s not coming for a compass!”