This Dragon’s Getting A Draggin’

Me: “Sir, please do not vape in this store.”

Customer: “Calm down, it was just a puff. It’s not like I’m smoking.”

Me: “No smoking means no vaping. Please put it away.”

The customer grumbles but obliges… until about two minutes later when I see him sneak in a puff again.

Me: “Sir, I have told you already, no vaping!”

Smoke releases from his nostrils like a cartoon dragon.

Customer: “I wasn’t!”

Me: “Sir, please step outside to vape.”

Customer: “Seriously, what’s your problem?!”

Me: “Sir, you’re the one who can’t go without vaping for the few seconds it takes to step outside. You’re the one with a problem.”