There’s Nothing To Fear But Beer By Itself
(During the night shift at the 24-hour gas station, it’s against policy to have the store open from midnight to five if you’re working alone. My coworker hasn’t shown up, so I am doing some cleaning while the store is temporarily closed and locked. A customer bangs angrily on the door. After several mimes of miming ‘Sorry!’ and pointing to the ‘Closed’ sign, I open the door a crack, figuring she might be in trouble or have run out of gas.)
Me: “Yes?”
Customer: “Open the door!”
Me: “I’m sorry, we’re closed. I’m not allowed to be open from midnight to five.”
Customer: “You’re CLOSED?!”
Me: “Yes! Well… is it an emergency?”
Customer: “It is an emergency! I need beer!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?