Their Head Is So Very Very Close(d)  

I’m a tech for a known coffee store chain. During renovations of one outlet, I had to come by the store to check and test the cash registers. The manager had asked me to print out a few “Sorry, we’re closed” signs, which he taped on the glass doors on eye level.

I somewhat expected people not reading these, and indeed, in the course of an hour, I counted three groups opening that door and asking if we were open — the store had already been closed for two weeks or so. 

One even managed to ask this while his head was at the most 20 centimeters away from the “Sorry, we’re closed” sign.